Isn’t it annoying when you’re mindin your own business living your life and then all of a sudden a part of your body like your eyelid or your butt or a peice of your face just randomly starts twitching, like having spasms, and you’re like no, what the fuck are you doing, stoppit and behave yourself, twat.
"Piece of your face"
So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .
I guess you could say that he adores you
get the fuck out
The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”
I ADORE THIS.
i was always scared of teenagers when i was little because i felt like they always glared at me and looked tired and angry and now i understand
say it with me:
makeup is gender neutral
I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back